A card is going around collecting money for a coworker's approaching wedding...
Justin: "Twenty Bucks! Twenty bucks from six people! That's all we've collected?"
Me: "I think that's pretty generous for someone we don't know. Remember when Cristie had her first baby? We only collected eighty dollars from the whole department, and we all work with her!"
Ted (out of the blue): "I'd give eighty bucks if either of you had a baby."
Justin: "What?"
Ted: "I said I would give eighty bucks if either of you had a baby."
Me: "Uh...We both had kids within the last year."
Ted: "No. I mean...if you actually had the kid...gave birth, you know? I'd give eighty bucks to see it. He hehehhe."
Justin: "Twenty Bucks! Twenty bucks from six people! That's all we've collected?"
Me: "I think that's pretty generous for someone we don't know. Remember when Cristie had her first baby? We only collected eighty dollars from the whole department, and we all work with her!"
Ted (out of the blue): "I'd give eighty bucks if either of you had a baby."
Justin: "What?"
Ted: "I said I would give eighty bucks if either of you had a baby."
Me: "Uh...We both had kids within the last year."
Ted: "No. I mean...if you actually had the kid...gave birth, you know? I'd give eighty bucks to see it. He hehehhe."
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