One Lane

Ted hates Toyotas and the people who drive them, most of his problems in traffic come from people in Toyotas.

Describing his difficult morning commute (due to snow)...

Ted: "There was some clown in a Toyota trying to pass on the right...and there was only was one lane...so I blocked him off - and I hope I infuriated him.  You see, it's usually a four lane road but the city only plows one lane.  If everybody else has to be in one lane I'm not letting this guy get past."



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