At lunch, Ted is lecturing on an end of the world conspiracy which says that the earth will end on May 21, 2011...
Ted: "You know what would really speed things up, if I'm-A-Nutjob shot a missle with a nuclear tip at Israel. It wouldn't even have to be a nuclear bomb, just a dirty bomb. That would really heat things up. Look! Pheasants! Two of them!"
Ted: "You know what would really speed things up, if I'm-A-Nutjob shot a missle with a nuclear tip at Israel. It wouldn't even have to be a nuclear bomb, just a dirty bomb. That would really heat things up. Look! Pheasants! Two of them!"
TJ: "Where!"
Ted: "On the side of that tractor trailer. 40 feet wide."
[silence]
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