Bottom Five

Gooey drives a Toyota, and Ted hates Toyotas (but loves NASCAR)...

Ted: “Hey! Look at this Gooey!  All the cars that didn’t qualify for the Daytona 500.  Toyota. Toyota. Toyota. Toyota! Toyota!”

Gooey: “Let me see that list, what other kinds of cars didn’t qualify?”

Ted: “See!  All Toyotas.  The bottom five.”

Gooey: “It looks like a lot of Toyotas made it.”

Ted: “Yeah, but the first qualifier was number eight!”

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