We all go to lunch to unwind. Today we had a small group so Ted was unrestrained and able to rant unbridled for the entirety of the meal. Since there is no way I could remember all of it, I'll just go over the major topics which Ted focused on (keep in mind that Ted loves to change topics wildly, so the list may appear a bit manic):
- Climate change (as always)
- Climate change on all of the planets in our solar system
- The extinction of Oysters
- The massive “floatsam” plastic island in the Pacific Ocean
- How many college girls he sees at the Home Depot
- Bad drivers in Dallas
- The polar ice caps melting
- Prices at Walmart compared to prices at Sam's Club
- The exploding Jellyfish population
- The best place to buy peanuts in the Twin Cities (a farm supply store)
- Rush Limbaugh applauding violence against western journalists in Egypt
- The use of horses in Egypt
- The abundance of actual “camel jockeys” in Egypt who appear on the news.
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