During a discussion on President Obama's State of the Union address Ted responds to the question "Did you watch Michelle Bachmann's rebuttal?"...
Ted: "No. If I wanted to hear that I'd take some 240 grit to my a**h***."
Ted: "No. If I wanted to hear that I'd take some 240 grit to my a**h***."
Justin (to me): "Did you hear that?"
Me: "Only one word, and I wish I hadn't."
Ted: "Heh! He probably don't even know what 240 grit is!"
Me (mocking): "Grit?"
Ted: "Ha! It's sandpaper!"
Two hours later, Ted quietly approaches my desk holding a piece of sandpaper...
Ted (pointing at the paper): "See those numbers? That's the grit. I wanted you to feel this side...so you didn't wonder what we were talking about."
Me: "I know what grit is."
Two hours later, Ted quietly approaches my desk holding a piece of sandpaper...
Ted (pointing at the paper): "See those numbers? That's the grit. I wanted you to feel this side...so you didn't wonder what we were talking about."
Me: "I know what grit is."
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