Goats!

Ted and Gooey are discussing retirement and the need to cut grass

Ted: "I gotta work, somebody's got to cut the grass."

Gooey: "Get a goat. In Europe they just fence in the yard and get a goat."

Ted: "You better be careful what you say about goats...if my wife hears you say that...she'll think you're calling her an old goat…and she'll box your ears [sinister laugh]"


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