Education

At break, Stew purposefully starts to antagonize Ted...

Stew: "So, Ted, what do you think about this sex ed debate?"

Ted: "I say teach it!"

Stew: "You think it's a good use of tax payers money?  I'm one of those parents who had to sign a permission slip to keep my kindergartner from getting taught about AIDS prevention."

Justin (sarcastic, just to antagonize Ted): "It's all these parents who don't want their young kids to know about that.  They're prudes."

Ted (angry): "It's just biology, physiology, and exercise."

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