To a room of 200-300 people...
"Okay...so most of you probably haven't heard this, but I'd like to do the toast from Jaws. [long pause] Here's to swimming with bow-legged women! ...That's from Jaws, so if you haven't seen it you can figure out how to rent it."
(He did get a pretty good response to it.)
...
The next day, loudly on the phone...
"Yeah, I gave 'em the old Jaws toast. You know, 'swimming with bow-legged women' Hehehehehe. There were about three hundred people there, I thought they were going to die from cracking up. The vice presidents were laughing, hell, even the human resources rep was dying...and she's a woman!"
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