Junkyard

The end of an extremely long and loud conversation about a police investigation...


Ted: "Yep, so that's how I was involved with a police investigation.  Just like how I was on the news."
Ed: "For what?"
Ted: "Junkyard fire!  It's just down the street from me, I saw flames going two hundred feet into the air so I went down there and they came up to me with a camera!  Fifteen seconds of fame.  They asked me about the fire and I told 'em that, 'Hey, it's a junkyard for cripes sake, they probably got welders and gasoline laying around all over the godforsaken place...'".



Note: the story about police investigations was in no way similar to the news story.