Fubar

Bill and I are discussing car sales, Ted inturrupts...

Ted: "Have you heard that you can't buy cars with red or black paint anymore?"
Bill: "Yes."
Shannon: "Why?"
Ted: "Well, they make a pigment over there that goes into the paint.  It's the only place they make it on the planet.  Fukushima. That's it.  ... ... You know, my brother told me something.  They don't say FUBAR any more, they say Fukushima Beyond All Recognition. ... FukushimaBAR."


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